WEEK 4 (thru Saturday)

Roman Josi has quietly (and sometimes not so quietly) been the fuel that powers the Wild Ducks 1st place machine, the 29 year-old defenseman collecting another 9.0 points (1g, 2a) on Saturday, the Ducks and their 16.0 point performance now 28.6 points better than the 2nd place Bobs.

Wild Ducks: 56.0
Ice Hogs: 31.9­
“It was fun while it lasted,” said GM Henry when asked about his long shot attempt at a come-from-behind win, the Ice Hogs slaughtered by Butcher Collard on Saturday - the Hogs and their disappointing 4.0 point effort now trailing the best of the FHL by 24.1.

Misconducts: 33.1
Vegas Vipers: 32.0­
The fans are getting their money’s worth in this marquee battle of teams sporting a “0” - the undefeated and heavily-favored Misconducts (3-0) leading the winless Vegas Vipers (0-3) by just 1.1 points heading into the final day of the week. If you have a seatbelt, now would be the time to fasten it.

Boulder Flyers: 30.8
SC Cobras: 36.9­
Goaltending has been the only bright spot in the Boulder Flyers otherwise dimly lit campaign, Matt Murray (25 save shutout) and Connor Hellebuyck (29 save win) leading the team to a rare double-digit showing. Despite the blip on the points radar, the Flyers deficit remains troubling, trailing the SC Cobras by 6.1.

Bluliners: 38.4
Cherry Pickers: 26.6
One week after posting the best score of the week, the Cherry Pickers are in possession of the worst score of the week, a forgettable 6.0 point Saturday dropping the schizophrenic franchise into a deep 11.8 point hole; the previously hopeful Pickers seemingly destined for a 1-3 start.

Badger Bob: 33.5
Central Red Army: 44.0­
Badger Bob’s three alarm fire played more like a three ring circus on Saturday, the trio of Marchand, Pastrnak and Bergeron combining for just 3.0 points; the Central Red Army and their 7.4 point evening now leading this Battle of New Jersey by 10.5 points.

Polar Bears: 30.2
Rocky Rocks: 29.7
Limping to the finish line, Rocky Rocks has been passed in the homestretch by the galloping Polar Bears, a hugely disappointing 2.0 point Saturday leaving the Rocks 0.5 points in back of the Bears with one relatively heavy seven-game Sunday remaining in the week.

LINK: Standings

Exact quote was What a goddamn shit pot team, fun while it lasted.