Head-to-Head: Week 23 (thru Tuesday)

With an eye on the FHL Cup, Wild Duck Tuukka Rask was up to the task (no charge for the rhyme) backstopping a 27 save shutout (5.4) on Tuesday.

ICE CATS: 29.4
WILD DUCKS: 37.7
Put out your leg little kitty so the FHL veterinarian, Doctor Collard, can euthanize you. Good kitty.

ICE HOGS: 30.0
CROSBY SHOW: 24.1
"Hoist him out of the hole!" the mourners cried as the almost-buried Crosby Show suddenly have a pulse, trailing now by just 5.9.

BOULDER FLYERS: 36.8
MISCONDUCTS: 34.4
A barn-burner on Monday, she remains a barn-burner today. What's a barn-burner anyway? I mean, burn barns, okay, but close score? What the.

POLAR BEARS: 23.8
MOOSES: 12.8
The Mooses are struggling so badly, the FHL is thinking "screw the Red Jersey," let's buy a bucket of red paint and douse GM McCormick. Yep.

BLULINERS: 23.1
DREAM TEAM: 23.0
First is beating worst, barely, as the Gretzky-leading Bluliners are a scant 0.1 better than the Dream Team cellar dwellers.